At first the Penguins were kidnapped for information. They were properly interrogated, but they maintained their silence; their loyalty to their Penguin King was strong. We wanted to torture them for information - but the Penguins were too cute and personable.
Soon we began to like and respect them, then the Penguins came down with Stockholm Syndrome. Once we were all friends, it seemed a mute point to keep them tied up - so we took a trip around town!
After the trip, it was decided that the Penguins must be returned to Tux Castle unharmed. Their memories of the last 2 weeks were wiped, and they were placed in a temporary hibernation to be returned to their King.
(It's Green Jello)
The Microsoft Empire had nothing to do with this. - Fin
